Monday, July 8, 2013

The Real Crisis

Dear Shidduch Crisis Committee of the Cyber Community (SCCCC),

This letter is directed to all the guys in the community who are still having their shidduch lives run by their mommies. This is a huge turn off. Please be an adult and take some initiative. There are some wonderful frum sites out there in which singles can handle their own lives like adults. This letter is to encourage you guys to take matters into your own hands and stop relying on mommy to find you a girl who she deems suitable. Online dating is becoming increasingly popular and less loserish by the day. Jump on the bandwagon and deal with the adult world. Again, down with the crisis!

2 short girls

8 comments:

  1. I cant figure out how anyone trusts their mom for this. Ok so I have no relationship with my mom either so that may color my view a little but still...its a huge turnoff for me...as a straight man.

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  2. Just a friendly heads up...most ppl will not sign into a profile and enter a captcha just to comment. If u want comments you should make it easy like anonymous or allow ppl to fill in one line and no captcha.

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    1. Thank you. Good tidings!

      short girl 2

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    2. Not sure if the correct response is 'and to u madam' or wtf

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  3. While my parents don't run my dating life, I do often look to them foe guidance. They've been on this earth far longer than I, and with years often comes wisdom.

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    1. Dear FrumGeek,

      "I admit I'm not tall, but what kinda mother tells their kid they're not good looking?)"

      Did not know wisdom meant taking pressure off themselves and making their child feel less worthy of getting married. I mean this in the least hurtful way. Just wanted to make a point.

      Short girl 2

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    2. Hey, I never said my mom was perfect. Far from it. And of course she makes mistakes. But I know she loves me and has my best interests at heart, plus despite her occasional mistakes, she does have more life experience than I have.

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  4. You mean you don't support TheJMom?! :-O
    Shocker.

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