Thursday, July 18, 2013

Harping on our pasts: One brat's journey of untold resentment

Dearest Mama and Papa,

I write to you by the light of a small candle. The memories are flooding in ever so rapidly. Remember the days when we were joyous and free...?

Well, I don't. Who neglects to make their daughter a *Bat-mitzva party? According to my sources this is not normal. Every girl has a dorky *Bas-mitzva party for their class. Unless they are poor or nerdy. I do not recall being either.

Where is social services when they are needed?

*please select your dialectical preference [Bas/Bat]

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