Crisis averted.

The Talmud (Sotah 2b) tells us that forty days before the formation of a child a Bas Kol (heavenly voice) goes forth and declares:

The daughter of so and so is destined to marry this person...

The randomizer app has kindly offered to assist in matching the following blog people for which I will be ordaining betrothal ceremonies at a reasonable fee.

Frumsatire for Dovbear
Badforshidduchim for Masculine Jew
Tesyaa for Dan
Slifkin for Fink
Short girl 2 for Short girl 1 (Relax, we were all thinking it already.)

Reception and dinner to follow
Black tie optional

*Single or non-single status has been unaccounted for.


Short girl 1