Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Matters of the Middle East


Hebrew is so damn sneaky. How did I go all these years without noticing that the Hebrew words for husband and wife translate as owner and woman...?! Uhhhh...this just in from the streets of Israel...


"Sorry, my owner is at work right now can I take a message...."

"My woman has been so cranky lately..."

"Im so excited for my wedding when we can finally become owner and woman...this is such a dream come true."


Yikes.

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